Brass Knuckle Clutch: Dating Advice 101

Accessories that double as weapons?? Sign me up! Just kidding, kinda. ...Well, you know I love me some minaudieres, and I definitely love me some versatility, along with fashion that can be put to good use such as self defense, so it's a no-brainer that I love this minaudiere because, it actually is does resemble brass knuckles… nifty, eh?

DATING ADVICE 101: This particular item is ideal for the dating scene, especially the online dating scene because you never really know what you're getting yourself into, do you? Therefore this could come in handy and I recommend, nay, require, that all women be equipped with accessories that double as self defense weapons when subjecting themselves to potentially awkward meetings with strangers the dating process.

expressions NYC minaudiere/ clutch
(previously pictured with this outfit, in this post)
snakeskin (ooh)

Nails: Essie - Lilacism (my new religion)

Watch: Sophie Quartz

Now I'm not saying that dating is dangerous, or that one should beat up their date. No, I am just saying that if you have the option between normal accessories and accessories that double as self defense, perhaps consider your situation. 

What say you readers? Self defense weapon in disguise, or pure fashion awesomeness? Or neither? Am I just weird for making this connection?

(*DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT ACTUALLY THINK THIS ITEM COULD DO ANY HARM TO ANYONE, I RECOMMEND KICK-BOXING LESSONS, JUST KIDDING. NOT REALLY. YES I AM. KIND OF.)